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- The content of this site should be interpreted as absurdist humor, which is presenting nonsense in a serious way. That shared willingness to accept a more playful reality is why your friends will laugh when you come up with the perfect black hole name or why some people feel a sense of relief when they name a black hole after an issue that has been troubling them. We hate to break character to explain the joke, but it's important to us that no one misunderstands that this is meant for entertainment and feels cheated.
- You may NOT use our products or services to threaten or harass, violate a legal restraint, or any other unlawful purpose. Customers ordering from International Black Hole Registry agree to release International Black Hole Registry, its agents, officers and employees of any and all liability associated with any order. If you are not sure the recipient will understand the humor of an item, do not send it.
- You must be 18 years old to make a purchase from the International Black Hole Registry, and the recipient of any product must be over the age of 18.