Name A Black Hole!
You will receive a certificate with the name of the person you are honoring, along with unique coordinates for your black hole and (if desired) a personalized message. Your black hole will then be enshrined with the International Black Hole Registry.
We have found that customers name black holes for two reasons: (1) a cheeky insult or (2) an expression of love. The consequences can be dire if we mix them up, so we ask you to choose your objective below:
Update April 6, 2026: We had some issues on accepting orders but that should be fixed now. If you see them not working please drop me a note in "CONTACT" Thanks and happy naming.
We have found that customers name black holes for two reasons: (1) a cheeky insult or (2) an expression of love. The consequences can be dire if we mix them up, so we ask you to choose your objective below:
Update April 6, 2026: We had some issues on accepting orders but that should be fixed now. If you see them not working please drop me a note in "CONTACT" Thanks and happy naming.
Please refrain from abusive language while personalizing your black hole certificate.
Purchases are subject to our terms & conditions.
Purchases are subject to our terms & conditions.