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Name A Black Hole!

You will receive a certificate with the name of the person you are honoring, along with unique coordinates for your black hole and (if desired) a personalized message. Your black hole will then be enshrined with the International Black Hole Registry. 

We have found that customers name black holes for two reasons: (1) a cheeky insult or (2) an expression of love. The consequences can be dire if we mix them up, so we ask you to choose your objective below:

Update April 6, 2026: We had some issues on accepting orders but that should be fixed now.  If you see them not working please drop me a note in "CONTACT" Thanks and happy naming.  
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Name a Black Hole for Someone Who Sucks - Digital $19.99
Name a Black Hole for Someone Who Sucks - Physical $34.55
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Name a Black Hole for Someone You Cherish - Digital $19.99
Name a Black Hole for Someone You Cherish - Physical $34.99
Please refrain from abusive language while personalizing your black hole certificate. ​
Purchases are subject to our terms & conditions. 
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